Fetfut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing narwhal.

Fetfut created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fetfut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fetfut, he will turn you into a goat.

Fetfut's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fetfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always look after injured goats.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.