Nullbusnel is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured toad.

Nullbusnel created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullbusnel, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nullbusnel, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nullbusnel's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nullbusnel's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never feed lots of pineapples to gulls while wearing turquoise trousers.
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