Sugyarpbab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured penguin.

Sugyarpbab created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugyarpbab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sugyarpbab, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sugyarpbab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sugyarpbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Never talk about bats.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Hide from brown voles for they are unholy.

5. Pray towards the north.
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