Dunflapcar Tagpomnart is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, moody
lion.
Dunflapcar Tagpomnart created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dunflapcar Tagpomnart, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Dunflapcar Tagpomnart, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Dunflapcar Tagpomnart's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Dunflapcar Tagpomnart's Holy Commandments1. Never look at dwarf planets.
2. Learn eight new languages a year.
3. Never eat tomatoes.
4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Always look after injured rats.