Stikbumsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, moody octopus.

Stikbumsaw created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikbumsaw, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stikbumsaw, she will turn you into a tree.

Stikbumsaw's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Stikbumsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Never leap in the presence of seals.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.