Padtipmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate meerkat.

Padtipmeg created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Padtipmeg, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Padtipmeg, it will destroy your home solar system.

Padtipmeg's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Padtipmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about special relativity near ducks while wearing violet jumpers.

5. Hide from indigo otters for they are unholy.