Diblegdap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, flying dryad.

Diblegdap created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Diblegdap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Diblegdap, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Diblegdap's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Diblegdap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near turtles while wearing fawn ear rings and balancing three copper spheres on your chest.

5. Respect your elders.