Nartzimhim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing parrot.

Nartzimhim created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartzimhim, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nartzimhim, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nartzimhim's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nartzimhim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Run away from indigo aardvarks, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not keep six horses in a large pit.