Vabsagdab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, two-faced dolphin.

Vabsagdab created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabsagdab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vabsagdab, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vabsagdab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Vabsagdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near nematodes.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never eat bark.