Pibvenbad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, ill-tempered meerkat.

Pibvenbad created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibvenbad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pibvenbad, it will turn you into a slug.

Pibvenbad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Pibvenbad's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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