Fosswabnurlarg Sasveenstan is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic hummingbird.

Fosswabnurlarg Sasveenstan created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosswabnurlarg Sasveenstan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fosswabnurlarg Sasveenstan, she will send you a sign.

Fosswabnurlarg Sasveenstan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fosswabnurlarg Sasveenstan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Fosswabnurlarg Sasveenstan loves voles, so they must be honoured.

3. Run away from turquoise manatees, for they are unholy.

4. Put Fosswabnurlarg Sasveenstan first in all things.

5. Never look at comets.
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