Fagvablam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable shark.

Fagvablam created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Fagvablam, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fagvablam, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fagvablam's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Fagvablam's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Never talk about badgers.

3. You must love Fagvablam.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.