Feblipkik is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful monkey.

Feblipkik created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Feblipkik, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Feblipkik, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Feblipkik's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Feblipkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Never wear yellow ear rings.

5. Feblipkik must be the most important thing in your life.