Lunhotmum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, deceitful weasel.

Lunhotmum created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Lunhotmum, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lunhotmum, she will turn you into a snail.

Lunhotmum's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Lunhotmum's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not commit murder.