Catbunfarn Yamfligganbonk is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, moody
fly.
Catbunfarn Yamfligganbonk created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Catbunfarn Yamfligganbonk, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Catbunfarn Yamfligganbonk, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Catbunfarn Yamfligganbonk's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Catbunfarn Yamfligganbonk's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Catbunfarn Yamfligganbonk.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Catbunfarn Yamfligganbonk in the centre of the settlement.
4. Never laugh near goats.
5. Always look after injured otters.