Manmityam Cimyatwee is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving pigeon.

Manmityam Cimyatwee created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manmityam Cimyatwee, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Manmityam Cimyatwee, she will throw large rocks at you.

Manmityam Cimyatwee's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Manmityam Cimyatwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.
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