Lenbanbast is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating dragon.

Lenbanbast created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Lenbanbast, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lenbanbast, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Lenbanbast's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Lenbanbast's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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