Faszodomin is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, duplicitous warg.

Faszodomin created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Faszodomin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Faszodomin, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Faszodomin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Faszodomin's Holy Commandments

1. Faszodomin loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. Always help pigs.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Do not keep three eagles in a large pit.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.