Milpomwee is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented zebra.

Milpomwee created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Milpomwee, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Milpomwee, he will turn you into a mouse.

Milpomwee's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Milpomwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about special relativity near goats while wearing white boots and balancing five copper spheres on your feet.

3. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

5. Never talk about optics near sheep while wearing orange rings and balancing four platinum spheres on your chest.