Budvadtail is a god.

She takes the form of a small, effective wasp.

Budvadtail created the planet Earth nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budvadtail, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Budvadtail, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Budvadtail's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Budvadtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never feed melons to rats while wearing purple shirts.

5. Do not commit murder.