Lipfedhinfigcibgesscan Has is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, sage wyvern.

Lipfedhinfigcibgesscan Has created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipfedhinfigcibgesscan Has, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lipfedhinfigcibgesscan Has, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Lipfedhinfigcibgesscan Has' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Lipfedhinfigcibgesscan Has' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.