Mabbinqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud dryad.

Mabbinqueeg created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabbinqueeg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mabbinqueeg, he will cry a lot.

Mabbinqueeg's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Mabbinqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Run away if five frogs approach from the south.
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