Rillatcat Vedvagnarfebmipdabtagvad is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, merciless wolf.

Rillatcat Vedvagnarfebmipdabtagvad created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillatcat Vedvagnarfebmipdabtagvad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rillatcat Vedvagnarfebmipdabtagvad, he will be mildly annoyed.

Rillatcat Vedvagnarfebmipdabtagvad's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Rillatcat Vedvagnarfebmipdabtagvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dolphins.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

5. Always obey Rillatcat Vedvagnarfebmipdabtagvad's priests.
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