Fidbagbod is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless pigeon.

Fidbagbod created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidbagbod, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fidbagbod, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fidbagbod's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fidbagbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to rats while wearing yellow scarves.

2. Erect seven lead sculptures of Fidbagbod on top of important buildings.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.
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