Canhadjin Motkimfut is a god.

He takes the form of a small, sage raven.

Canhadjin Motkimfut created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Canhadjin Motkimfut, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Canhadjin Motkimfut, he will turn you into a worm.

Canhadjin Motkimfut's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Canhadjin Motkimfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about capybaras.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Fast once a month.