Lidgunnat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, cheerful weasel.

Lidgunnat created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidgunnat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lidgunnat, it will turn you into a dog.

Lidgunnat's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Lidgunnat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Lidgunnat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near whales while wearing purple hats.

4. Never mention seals.

5. Erect five copper sculptures of Lidgunnat on top of important buildings.