Habnuttxen is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy
jaguar.
Habnuttxen created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Habnuttxen, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Habnuttxen, she will turn you into a blue tit.
Habnuttxen's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Habnuttxen's Holy Commandments1. Do not bounce in public.
2. Never write about quantum gravity.
3. Feed all hungry badgers.
4. Always help ants.
5. Never eat bark.