Habnuttxen is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy jaguar.

Habnuttxen created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habnuttxen, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Habnuttxen, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Habnuttxen's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Habnuttxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Always help ants.

5. Never eat bark.