Doddanflig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, duplicitous dingo.

Doddanflig created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Doddanflig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Doddanflig, he will make you grow a tail.

Doddanflig's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Doddanflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Always help rats.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.