Bosswodvol is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident unicorn.

Bosswodvol created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bosswodvol, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bosswodvol, it will send you a sign.

Bosswodvol's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bosswodvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to great tits while wearing red shorts.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.