Shavjabsin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered weasel.

Shavjabsin created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Shavjabsin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Shavjabsin, he will turn you into a puffin.

Shavjabsin's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Shavjabsin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Shavjabsin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Run away from brown otters, for they are unholy.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always take life seriously.