Bancangov is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, uncaring hare.

Bancangov created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bancangov, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bancangov, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Bancangov's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bancangov's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat limes.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not kill grasshopers.