Hogfebmidlimlarpdussgepsin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, smart warg.

Hogfebmidlimlarpdussgepsin created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogfebmidlimlarpdussgepsin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hogfebmidlimlarpdussgepsin, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hogfebmidlimlarpdussgepsin's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hogfebmidlimlarpdussgepsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Always help sick dolphins.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near otters while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing four nickel spheres on your feet.