Hen is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, calm lizard.

Hen created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hen, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hen, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Hen's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Hen's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not hurt squirrels.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hen.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Do not cook food in pots.