Ladgundutfon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, cheerful rat.

Ladgundutfon created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladgundutfon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ladgundutfon, she will turn you into a dog.

Ladgundutfon's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ladgundutfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not take Ladgundutfon's name in vain.

4. Never wear pink hats.

5. Hide if four eagles approach from the west.