Likbagster is a god.

She takes the form of a large, temperamental jaguar.

Likbagster created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Likbagster, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Likbagster, she will destroy your favourite star.

Likbagster's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Likbagster's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Erect five silicon sculptures of Likbagster on top of important buildings.