Baddaddut is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent penguin.

Baddaddut created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Baddaddut, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Baddaddut, she will ignore you.

Baddaddut's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Baddaddut's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Baddaddut.

2. Retreat if five voles approach from the west.

3. Hide from black eagles for they are unholy.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.