Libdimveenbaf is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured hummingbird.

Libdimveenbaf created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libdimveenbaf, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Libdimveenbaf, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Libdimveenbaf's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Libdimveenbaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Libdimveenbaf.

2. Erect six tin sculptures of Libdimveenbaf on top of important buildings.

3. Never feed parsnips to cats while wearing coats.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Libdimveenbaf.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.
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