Tailcadtag is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, two-faced donkey.

Tailcadtag created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailcadtag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tailcadtag, it will turn you into a mouse.

Tailcadtag's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tailcadtag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan voles for they are unholy.

2. Never eat spinach.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.