Bumvantal is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet troll.

Bumvantal created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumvantal, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bumvantal, she will cry a lot.

Bumvantal's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bumvantal's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bumvantal.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Learn three new languages a year.