Tikbestbim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, selfish spider.

Tikbestbim created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikbestbim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tikbestbim, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Tikbestbim's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tikbestbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Never wear yellow rings.

3. Run away if five ants approach from the east.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always wear mauve.