Yarttettizog is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, confident salamander.

Yarttettizog created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarttettizog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarttettizog, he will be very unhappy.

Yarttettizog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yarttettizog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about fire.