Dunxucpangbid Kikjipbin
is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving
crow
.
Dunxucpangbid Kikjipbin
created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dunxucpangbid Kikjipbin
, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Dunxucpangbid Kikjipbin
, she will come to you in dreams.
Dunxucpangbid Kikjipbin's
most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Dunxucpangbid Kikjipbin's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about nebulae.
2. Never write about optics.
3. Never mention turtles.
4. Never go into magenta rooms.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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