Tonkcemlaktad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless wolf.

Tonkcemlaktad created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Tonkcemlaktad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tonkcemlaktad, he will come to you in dreams.

Tonkcemlaktad's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tonkcemlaktad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tonkcemlaktad's priests.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always take life seriously.