Begtofcet is a god.
He takes the form of a small, intelligent
dove.
Begtofcet created Europe three million years ago.
If you believe in
Begtofcet, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Begtofcet, he will turn you into a snail.
Begtofcet's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Begtofcet's Holy Commandments1. Never eat strawberries.
2. Do not dye your hair violet.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Do not wear zinc on your body.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.