Sagflatlag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, dishonourable hare.

Sagflatlag created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Sagflatlag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sagflatlag, she will turn you into a hamster.

Sagflatlag's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Sagflatlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about dolphins.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.
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