Hubarppin Hundonzen is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful chinchilla.

Hubarppin Hundonzen created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubarppin Hundonzen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubarppin Hundonzen, it will turn you into a worm.

Hubarppin Hundonzen's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hubarppin Hundonzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never play with disobedient children.