Jigyogsas is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing
beaver.
Jigyogsas created humankind two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jigyogsas, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Jigyogsas, she will have a low opinion of you.
Jigyogsas' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Jigyogsas' Holy Commandments1. Never talk about dark energy.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.
5. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.