Yak is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, temperamental cat.

Yak created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yak, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yak, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yak's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Yak's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Never think about spacetime near frogs while wearing gray skirts and balancing five titanium spheres on your legs.

4. Never feed lots of bananas to sharks while wearing turquoise shirts.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.