Lakfemnat is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless
jellyfish.
Lakfemnat created a bottom quark two years ago.
If you believe in
Lakfemnat, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Lakfemnat, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Lakfemnat's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Lakfemnat's Holy Commandments1. Never laugh in holy places.
2. Never think ill of sick mice.
3. Never write about stars.
4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Lakfemnat on top of all buildings.
5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.