Hittarril is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional badger.

Hittarril created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hittarril, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hittarril, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Hittarril's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Hittarril's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hittarril.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.